If I Were...

I know I've been lacking in my posts lately. I promise I'll be back soon with hopefully more regular posts. But for now I thought I'd do this fun little thing for a peek into my mind.

-If I were a month I would be: October.
-If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday. I really have no reason for this. I just feel like a Thursday. 
-If I were a time of day I would be: Sunrise 
-If I were a planet I would be: Mars
-If I were an article of clothing: A pair of lace-up boots
-If I were a direction I would be: East
-If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A gigantic, overstuffed chair. One of those big circular ones. 
-If I were a historical figure I would be: Sylvia Plath
-If I were a drink I would be: Room-temperature coffee
-If I were a stone, I would be: Opal
-If I were a room, I would be: A luxurious bathroom 
-If I were a bird, I would be: Chickadee
-If I were a tool, I would be: Electric Sander
-If I were a flower/plant I would be: Dahlia
-If I were a kind of weather I would be: Sunny, but with a chill in the air. 
-If I were a mythical creature I would be: Mermaid
-If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Tambourine
-If I were an animal, I would be: Cat
-If I were a color, I would be: Black
-If I were an emotion, I would be: Melancholy, but still a little hopeful
-If I were a vegetable, I would be: Green onion
-If I were a sound, I would be: Ocean waves in the early morning
-If I were a car, I would be: Cream VW Beetle with tan convertible top
-If I were a song, I would be: "Amie" by Damien Rice
-If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Tim Burton 
-If I were a book, I would be written by: Chuck Palahniuk 
-If I were a food, I would be: Medium steak with blue cheese topping
-If I were a place, I would be: South of France
-If I were a material, I would be: Velvet
-If I were a taste, I would be: Citrus
-If I were a scent, I would be: Honeysuckle
-If I were a word, I would be: Serendipitous 
-If I were an object, I would be: Paperweight
-If I were a body part I would be: Small of the back
-If I were a facial expression I would be: Slightly amused, slightly skeptical 
-If I were a subject in school I would be: Classic American Literature
-If I were a shape I would be: Sphere
-If I were a number I would be: 12